Watching Dick “Terminator Face” Clark just pissed me off so much I have to write about it. Just give up, go to some old folks home in Florida, and drown in your big bowl of breakfast mush. I hope the next thing he counts down is his heart rate as he flat lines.I don’t know what is more pathetic, Dick Clark or stupid Ryan Seacrest pretending to have a normal conversation with that old pudding brain.
I literally cringed every time Americas Oldest Stroke Faced Teenager mumbled a incoherent sentence. I get it Dick, it’s a lot of confetti. ABC should have just CGI’ed him doing something that actually matters.
I got to give him some credit though. At least this year he didn’t forget the number 7 in his count down.
The worst part of Dick Clark’s Rockin Eve is that it was the best thing on. I wasn’t going to sit through Fox’s “Cross promotion” 2008 or whatever the hell Carson Daily does that he calls entertainment.
Dick Clark needs to get some tips from Jerry Lewis, because at least Jerry spiced up his bore-a-thon with a faggot joke. Hey, maybe Jerry and Dick can help each other out. Lewis can write some material for the new years eve gig, while Dick can stand in for one of Jerry’s Muscular Dystrophy kids.
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